Speaking of my dick, which I believe we were, for some reason I thought about my old girlfriend giving me a blowjob while I was driving, and at this moment I'm not certain which of the three things is most likely to ever occur again: me driving a car, me having a girlfriend, or me getting a blowjob.
In a surprising turn of events, I would hafta say that me driving is actually the least likely to ever happen again. For any of these things to happen, I would hafta somehow become rich as shit, after which I can just buy a blowjob or get a big-tittied trophy girlfriend who loves her some Mr. Moneybag$$$. And if I was rich, I'd have a driver so I wouldn't even bother with it.
Hmm. Interesting.
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