I was already impressed with Rand Paul when it became clear that for at least the last five years he's acted as an opthamologist without AMA Board certification - I mean for fuck's sake, if I need eye surgery and Jesus himself comes in and says "this guy's the best!" I'm still nervous; meanwhile, Rand Paul is convincing people to let him cut into their eyeballs with an "oh, I'm sure my certification is in the mail!" wave? Really?
Also, turns out he went to Duke Medical School without actually bothering to actually graduate from Baylor University.
Christ, maybe we should send Paul over to solve this whole Middle East nonsense. I mean, some tea-bagging faux-deficit hawk who wishes Civil Rights could be repealed is fucking worthless...but if you can convince people to let you operate on their eyeballs without actual board certification and with fewer undergraduate degrees than me? I'll be honest: we could use you. Pick out a uniform number, son.
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