Grrrrrr.

There should be a rule that only single dudes can win the "Sexiest Man Alive" title. Why waste it on a married guy? I mean, I would think one of the benefits of getting named "Sexiest Man Alive" would be to get into the pants of chicks as hot as Scarlett Johansson. Meanwhile, Ryan Reynolds ALREADY GETS TO FUCK SCARLETT JOHANSSON ANYTIME HE WANTS! So what's the fucking use?

Even better, eventually Ryan Reynolds will get tired of fucking Scarlett Johansson, but he won't be able to go around getting "Sexiest Man Alive" tail since he's married. So then it's collecting dust on a trophy shelf doing no good whatsoever to anybody. Grrrr.

I bet the guy that invented the fucking G-spot was married. ANOTHER waste!!