Monday, November 29, 2010

I Can't Promise You Life Everlasting, But I Can Promise you Life Right Now

Thinking about Outlaw Pete earlier, it's occurred to me that there's exactly one path Pete coulda taken. Once he slimed his way outta jail, is there any doubt he'd have become a testifying-preacher-in-a-white-tent, snake oil salesman-meets-James Brown soul-saving motherfucker; totally winning over the masses and making a ton of dough while ripping everyone off? Of course!

I AM SAVED!

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