Pencey Says

Remember the last last two years, when the Republicans were whining and chewing their fists about how important Democrats "reaching across the aisle" was? Weren't we all told that Americans wanted Congress to play nice with each other even more than we wanted them to pass actual legislation? Didn't it bum out Olympia Snowe to no end that people might have access to healthcare instead of getting to wildly applaud bi-partisanship that doesn't actually exist? Remember that?

We'll call those "the good ol days" from here on, I guess.

Gee. I wonder what's changed?

Remember: "bipartisanship" means "giving me exactly what I want, or no deal. You sexy, hog-balled asshole."

Hey look, it's Mickey Mouse!