Under Pressure

As I first said HERE, I'm good at remembering birthdays. Other than my perfect lips, this is all I have in this life. But this talent has become obsolete thanks to Facebook. Nowadays it's impossible to miss someone's birthday. But now I'm starting to wonder, doesn't that place even MORE pressure on you to tell somebody happy birthday? I mean, it's okay to naturally forget, but if you make it throughout the day without the obligatory "Hello cherished friend, Facebook says it's your birthday say I'll say happy birthday right now!" then you're REALLY  a big fucking asshole, no?  Ugh.