Delusions. I Have Them.

I literally just thought to myself "you, sir, have got it fucking going on."

Also, my office crush left me a post-it with a smiley face on it, and my backup office crush and I are have now reached "nodding our heads and smiling at each other" status, so you'll excuse me for patting myself on the dick.

Ooooh, juggling office crushes!!!!  What hijinks will ensue at the office party tonight!!?!?! Will our #1 Playah get caught in a web of his own lustful deceit??!?!