John Cougar Donner and Blitzen Mellencamp is breaking up with his wife of two decades, the uber-delicious MRS. John Cougar Donner and Blitzen Mellencamp. Christ, can a fucking day go by now without a Mrs. Xmastime suddenly becoming single - they're fucking stacking up like planes on the tarmac at LaGuardia after three snowflakes appear, aren't they? JUST in time for 2011 to be my year!!!!! I am gonna enjoy this shit, fellas. NOM NOM NOM!!!!!!!
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