Affirmations

I've written several times on Xmastime that I don't believe in God. And then, right when I'm perfectly happy and secure in what I believe or don't believe, something like this comes along:

Congresswoman Michele Bachmann has confirmed with us that she will broadcast her response to Barack Obama's State Of The Union address this Tuesday. You'll be able to watch her rebut Obama via her address which will be broadcast on our website: www.TeaPartyExpress.org

...and I'm kept awake at night knowing that not only might there be a God, but he really, REALLY fucking likes me.