Farrah Abraham Gets It

Two months ago HERE I gave a young lady named Farrah Abraham (left) the ultimate honor of being named a rising star on the Mrs. Xmastime list, and god bless her - did she rest on her laurels, content knowing she owned a special place in my pants? HELL no - even after gaining my attention, she asked herself "what MORE can I do for Xmastime?", and now she's gone and done it: bought herself some nice, juicy, big ol' TITTAYS!!!

LADIES: let Ms. Abraham's thirst to please me always be seen as a shining example for yourselves - you can ALWAYS do more to gain my "affections"!! NEVER be satisfied!

And so, Ms. Abra-nay, Mrs. Xmastime, I say to you now: kudos.

And, as for the latest additions themselves, might I humbly add: huzzah.