Fatty Fatty 2 by 4

Like everybody else on the planet, the beginning of a new year means a call to arms re: finally losing weight, and I suppose if this fat fuck can do it, anybody can:

First picture of the world's heaviest man is mobile again after losing an incredible 20 stone through gastric bypass surgery

Of course, I'd be more impressed if I know what the fuck a stone was.

But is anyone else slightly disappointed with the picture? I mean I know he lost a ton of backfat, but even then you'd think anyone with the title "world's heaviest man" would be so grotesquly huge thay couldn't even get him in one photo, right? You wanna see a moon orbiting him, or something like "Mr. Mason cannot live in a house, he bobs up and down in the ocean, the only thing big enough to hold him not named Kevin Federline."

Or maybe it's true what they say: black IS slimming!!!