Good Literature. It's Finally Here.

Snooki's debut novel has finally been unleashed upon us  released for our reading pleasure today.  Hey, I don't wanna sound like a snob - just because I went to the Harvard on the Appomattox doesn't make me better than anyone else except anybody who even remotely thinks about buying this book - but you do hafta wonder just how awful this "book" is when they couldn't even get it quasi-readable in time for Christmas sales, right? They could cobble together just a few more tweets in time? I mean, wow. Now THAT'S a situation.