Oh, for Fuck's Sake.

Alaska turns 52 today, and of course Sniffy Wiffy somehow uses this occassion to accuse Charles Gibson of being a big ol' meanie. Jesus fucking christ, I've seen thicker skin on condoms I've re-used, for fuck's sake. Would her Inaugaration Speech merely be a fucking list of the girls who said mean things about her in their 9th grade Slam Book? Incredible. You think you're reading something nice about Alaska, and before you even realize it you're neck-deep in the baptism scene from The Godfather.