Thoughts, Barely, by Xmastime

Sometimes I worry that as a nation we don't spend enough time acknowledging the fact that the single hottest moment on network tv was the Val's first episode on 90210 when she comes prancing into Brandon's room in her drawers. There should be a national holiday where we get on our knees and thank God for this scene. It should be on the goddam dollar bill, and we should have songs about it, like we do Christmas songs. We should name our kids "Val in Her Drawers." But, alas, we don't. And that makes me sad  :(