Friday, January 07, 2011

YES!!!!! (fingers crossed!)

4) I’m 33 years old, and I still don’t understand why guys are freaked out by gay dudes. To me, this is fucking stupid – hey, Mr. “I love fucking pussy!” Idiot, if some guy is gay THEN THAT’S ONE MORE GUY OUT OF THE WAY OF YOUR QUEST TO FUCK CHICKS!!!!!! Hell, I wish they ALL were gay! I hear a dude is gay, all I think is “nice!” and mentally mark him off the list of dudes I’m competing against for chicks. Seems so simple to me. It’s like when the burgers come off the grill and someone says “oh, I’m a vegetarian” - more burgers for me! - XMASTIME



1 comment:

ereiberg said...

In other news, the corpse of Rock Hudson has re-animated itself and is screen-testing for the next Apatow project featuring Rogen, Brand, Rudd and...Franco.*

*Rock Hudson gay jokes are the copyrighted material of all fifth
graders in 1985.