Apparently girls love horses, unicorns, and dolphins.
I understand why they like unicorns and horses. A horse has a huge dong dangling from between it's hinds legs, and a unicorn has TWO dongs, including one sticking straight out of it's head. Nom nom nom!
But I don't understand the appeal of the dolphin. Smarmy, slippery asshole with no limbs, fucking up my tuna nets? What the fuck?
At least one fuckalicious chick is smart enough to be scared of the douchebags,
(also in that post: "momma grizzlies"!!)
2 comments:
"He's just always there if I need him," (re: the horse)
Can you do this?
with one sensitive, understanding (yet burly) arm behind my back.
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