Well. Here's Fucking News.

Nobody hates Aerosmith more than me. They're one of the shitttiest bands ever, and no, I don't wanna hear it from you old-timers how "awesome!' they were back in the 70's.

But I must say, I've enjoyed Steven Tyler on American Idol this season. At first I thought his over-the-top earnestness would get super-old toute suite, but he seems incredibly genuine, and he's won me over.

But, of course, guess who's not so thrilled with him?

"This was meant to be Jennifer's big comeback," an insider complains to me. "The entire re-branding of the show was built around her, but now it's all about Steven 24/7."

While Jennifer's the one normally lavished with attention, I'm hearing she's getting annoyed with all the people asking her about the Aerosmith legend.

Listen, you fucking trash bag: you're a no-talent hack bitch that, so far, nobody on Earth has come forward to say anything nice about in the almost two decades you've been famous.  You can't sing, you can't act, and now it appears you can't even sit there at a table and say "yes" or "no" without being a completely worthless shithead.  If you weren't hot as balls with a super-juicy ass, nobody would've ever known you were alive.

But hey, you're just "Jenny from the Block", right?

"Yeah? Well, fuck YOU, bitch!"