1) Heck, you never know, right? Maybe I will meet my soul mate online!
2) Heeeeeeey, I TOO enjoy (insert movie/book/thing to do on Friday night)! I'll send a message!
3) Hmm. No response.
4) Ever.
5) This feels weird as fuck.
6) Hey, look how easy it is to flip through pictures of girls.
7) Fuck it, I'll just send "winks" to every girl that has two eyeballs...and ONLY two eyeballs!
But then, what the fuck...suddenly, you can't just "wink," you have to send a fucking message along with the wink. But that's why I wanted to send a wink in the first place - BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANNA GO THROUGH THE EFFORT OF WRITING A FUCKING MESSAGE!!! "Wink" is supposed to be the same as "Like" on Facebook - it's meant to be a simple click of the mouse that says "just making you aware of me, and I'm too lazy to put a single thought into this communication."
Grrrrr.
4 comments:
Winks are worthless. You have to add something there. Here is a fine piece of flattery sure to get you nowhere:
Are you old enough to be on this site or is that your daughter?
better to send her a song. Lonely chicks LOVE music especially sexy lonely guy songs.
example:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSqPbZnVjXQ
can't hurt...can it? maybe.
This is the ONE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaPYcsv14Q0
add that to the wink and see if she doesn't contact the authorities.
no...the BEST link to a wink would have be THIS song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd61eak1Vv0
Thank me later.
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