Monday, March 07, 2011

For Fuck's Sake

You people know how I feel about ketchup, so you can imagine how steamed I still am since this happened a few hours ago:

"I'd like a cheeseburger, please. Just lettuce and mayonnaise."
"No tomato? No ketchup?"
"That's right. No tomato, no ketchup."

(makes burger, is putting it together, turns back to me)

"You said no ketchup, right?"
"That's right." (how thoughtful!)

Few minutes later, walking down the street open up the burger, and....HEAD FUCKING EXPLODES

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