I guess my only hope is to meet a girl at the fucking grocery store. - XMASTIMEEngland loves itself some Xmastime and is gearing up for my arrival next year by doing just that for me, setting up a dating service based on what you buy at the grocery store:
Asda’s dating website matches potential partners based on their shopping habits. AsdaDating.com is run in association with dating agency UKDating.This is perfect for me. I love food shopping (although not buying), and walking around a grocery store with a woman decreases my chances of getting completely shit-faced and scaring her away forever.
“You can get your weekly shop done while chatting to fellow Asda shoppers who take your fancy. With over 18 million shoppers visiting Asda each week we realised this is an unmissable opportunity to help set up a few dates.
Obviously the negative is that my chances of somehow slipping a gallon of vodka into her bloodstream without her noticing is decreased as well. And the lighting will not be on my side. But hey, it's at least something different.
AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy!!!!!
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