8) "I Cant Drive 55" by Sammy Hagar is on the radio right now. Genius. Songs about love, hate, life, death - no thanks, said Sammy. I'm gonna write a song about driving a car really, really fast. Well, at least faster than the posted speed limit. Well, until I get pulled over. Wouldn't it have been fucking GENIUS for Sammy to release an updated version when the speed limit got upped to 65mph years ago? "Fuck you pigs, I'm STILL speeding!" I would hope people wouldn't think that Sammy would still be driving just over 55mph now. - XMASTIMEAfter assaulting the ears of people with horrible taste in music by being in one of the shittiest, most unlistenable bands of his generation, Sammy Hagar is stepping on the gas and insisting we read his wild, crazy stories about Van Halen. And they're amazing! "Eddie had bad teeth!" "One time, Eddie spent a lot of time in the bathroom during a flight, then brushed his hair!" "Eddie's house was messy, and he wore wrinkled pants - WRINKLED PANTS, man!!!!!!!"
I look forward to, just before cracking open the book, pausing to tell myself "strap yourself in, Xmastime...this is gonna be one wild ride."
4 comments:
Whoah, whoah, whoah... say what you want about Hagar, but Van Halen does not deserve your verbal wrath. At least Roth era VH doesn't.
I think you posted this just to hurt your old suitemate's feelings.
hahaha! Sorry, Cool Pops (head lowered in shame)
Apology accepted. You're still not allowed in my bed, though.
hey, hey....chicks read this blog, man! ;)
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