Friday, April 01, 2011

SOMEone Hasn't Beeen Getting Enough Attention

Bruce "The Boss" Springsteen HERE thanking the Asbury Park Press, whatever that is, for doing what our elected leaders are supposed to do vis-s-vis giving a voice to the voiceless, something he's tried to do as a songwriter for going on five decades, except for Glory Days, which was just a dipshit song about "gee, I never made it to the Majors, waaaaaaaah!!".  Also, I wonder if this is an April Fool's joke since The Boss is fucking L O A D E D and I'm assuming could give two shits about poor losers (hell, he prolly got paid more to lend his name to this prank than you and I will make this year!)

Mukluks: Drunken Dater (RIP)

FULL DISCLOSURE: as I've met Bruce before (don't even fucking ask - it's MY private business, and I'll thank you to keep it that way) I didn't actually read the letter, I just scanned for my name.

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