Thursday, March 31, 2011

Where Greatness Comes From.

Presidents get credit and take blame for things that happen while they're in office, whether or not they themselves actually had anything to do with these things.  Maybe they inherit a war or shitty economy, or maybe they inherit peace and prosperity, and maybe any of these things can go either way on their watch, and their legacies are based upon how things turn.

Meanwhile, this has just happened to America:

BaconAir, the zero calorie, zero fat, vegetarian, kosher, low sodium bacon-flavored oxygen inhaler.

If Obama can't breeze to re-election in 2012 and then sprint immediately to the title of "Greatest President Ever" based on this happening while he was at his post, then I don't know what else to tell him.  I mean, camon man.  You did it. The time to bask has officially begun.

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