Ah, Good Ol' Dumbass

In a move that's is surprising for the nanosecond it takes to remember "oh that's right, Curt Schilling is a fucking blithering idiot," Curt Schilling is "pissed!" that the military gave Bin Laden a respectful burial at sea instead of taking him to the Green Monster and letting Chowderheads dump Coors Lite all over his body, since, you know, it's like calling Hitler a Christian.