Damn You, Woman!

Kristen Stewart is not my "type."  As a matter of fact, she's pretty much the EXACT OPPOSITE of my "type."  So why the fuck am I drawn to her whenever one of her shitty movices comes on?  I can't stop looking at her.  Grrr.

I mean, I'm not smitten enough to watch those fucking vampire movies she's in, but then I'd hafta be smitten by the dude if I was watching those, right?