I aspire to be insufferable (“But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), “you already ARE insufferable!" hahahaha, good one!! you're a goddam genius!!!)
For instance, one small part of my wanting to move to London is that when I come back to visit, I'll drive my friends to want to punch me thanks to my new colloquialisms. I could only be gone a week, but I'll still be all like "I gotta go to the loo," "say, where's the tube?" etc. I may start smoking just so I can say "I'm gonna grab a pack of fags." Ha!
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