Groan.

Do we really need to roll out "shocking!!" new info every day about Arnold?  Can't we just accept he's a dirtbag, and move on?  Unless there's video of Maria joining in, who gives a shit what else happened?  "oooooh, she used Maria's favorite peanut butter!!!!!!!"  For fuck's sake already.  At least Charlie Sheen's nonsense was funny.  And can we stop pretending a year from now he won't be getting $20M to star in some dumbshit movie everyone's going to flock to, after he goes on Leno and "apologizes to the people" for his actions, since we love nothing more than to tell ourselves celebrities give two shits what we think about them?  Yeah, we'll show him.  Right.

I only hope it wasn't his super patriotism that drove him to it, like that great American Hero.