Things That Would Be Fun

Watching Sean Hannity having a Fred Sanford-esque heart attack if he learned Obama, or any "liberal, elitist" Democrat ate a souffle like George Bush was when hearing about Bin Laden getting  strangled to death by Reagan's bare hands  popped.

"I was eating souffle at Rise Restaurant with Laura and two buddies," Bush said when asked what he was doing when he received the call from President Obama, according to an ABC News contributor who attended the event.

The paint would peel off the walls from his shrieking.