I hope the Mavs win tonight because I'm anti-Lebron thanks to The Decision (actually I'm against any of these fucking gay "we're superstars, let's play together so we can be BFF!" situations that I have a feeling are gonna happen more and more.) On the other hand, I hope the series goes to a Game 7 so we can REALLY see how much Lebron will choke, because that's when the Jordan/Lebron "comparisons" will end.
Regardless of the outcome, you always pictured Jordan the night before a Game 7 gleefully skipping through the opponent's hotel taunting them with how he was going to destroy them in front of the planet the next day, and then stepping on their necks with his heel and making them cry in front of their families as he drops 50 on them.
With Lebron, there's no "how many points will he score?", there's only "how extremely will he choke?" As in, will he LITERALLY shit in his shorts in the 4th quarter? At what point of the game will his mother be called onto the court to talk to him? I mean, ALREADY we're hearing the same shit as last year when he gave up against the Celtics, that there's "personal stuff" distracting him. Funny how every year it's only in the playoffs that some weird "personal" stuff pops up.
Lebron might be phenomenal the rest of the series. But the fact that someone can even think of things like the above tells you about the difference between him and Jordan. Can anyone IMAGINE thinking "gee, I hope he doesn't choke" about Jordan?
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Jordan is so far and beyond Lebron, it is scary. When people say it, it just shows they weren't alive, don't know true competition or get paid by ESPN to spout off how great the pathetic NBA is in its current state to keep up the corporate profits.
And yes, a Jordan v. LeBron matchup would end with Jordan dropping 50, collecting a cool mil from Barkley for banking one of King James' head and then Jordan fucking LB's mom. I'm just saying . . .
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