Here We Go Again

But what’s up with the question in the first place...why are we dressing up these teenage girls in skimpy little outfits with their titties taped and parading them around a stage and then asking a heavy question like that in the first place? Hell, some girl called in a radio show yesterday and said that in another teen pageant she was asked what she would have done to prevent the Holocaust. Fucking Christ. I'm sorry - that wasn't her answer, that's my usual expression for exasperation. All these pageants, it’s always “how would you solve world hunger, how would you create world peace forever?” etc etc. What the fuck. Let’s be a little more honest here and ask things like “are Paris and Nicole REALLY bff again?” or “how many middle-aged men living with their mothers are jerking off to this right now?” We put these girls on the spot in front of millions of people and ask these these ponderous, world-changing questions. Yet in a televised debate while choosing the next leader of the free world, we only ask the same fucking questions over and over: “What’s your stance on abortion? Will you make sure gays can’t get married? What’s your stance on abortion? Will you make sure gays can’t get married? What’s your stance on abortion? Will you make sure gays can’t get married? What’s your stance on abortion? Will you make sure gays can’t get married?” - XMASTIME

And now we're asking these women about evolution. We're a funny people.

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