Man vs. Food

Even tho I've turned my nose up at it at times, I'm always compelled to watch Man vs. Food.  I just stumbled upon a state-by-state list of places he's been to HERE.  I've only been to seven total.  Not very impressive.  But then, I won 2nd place in the 1979 Easter Bunny Coloring Contest and had the game-winning rbi of the 1990 NND Tournament Championship game, so I got nothing to fucking prove to you people.