Saturday, June 25, 2011

Things Mothers Say On TV Mine Never Would

Beverly Hills 90210
Cindy Walsh to Brandon, who's all pissy at her for some reason:
"Please don't be mad at me...I don't think I could handle it."
What my mother would have said:
"If you're gonna sit there and pout, be useful and shuck this corn.  You can cry into the bag if you want."

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