4) Sometimes I wonder if I use things 100% wrong, the complete opposite of the way every other person does it. What if I stand in the shower wrong? For all I know everyone else stands sideways, or on one foot. Maybe the inventor of the toilet is looking down on me, horrified that I’m somehow not doing it correctly. Although I guess my college girlfriend would’ve told me; god knows she’d follow me in the can every time I had to release a small child. Wanna chat, have a big talk all of a sudden. “For fuck’s sake” I’d yell at her, “get out; I don’t even wanna be here for this!!!” Fucking hell. - XMASTIMEI think that if the opportunity ever arose, I'd make a great husband. I actually wouldn't mind being married right now. But I have no desire to shit with the door open, which, from my understanding, is what marriage is all about.
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Thoughts, Barely, by Xmastime
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Oh no it's not about toileting in front of each other. Unless it was absolutely necessary, I would AVOID that visual at all costs... For sanctity's sake. Just to be safe, it would be best to make a rule whereby anyone using the restroom makes every effort to ensure the door is shut and locked, especially while the toilet is in use. Never share a home without two well ventilated bathrooms.
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