Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Cremation.

I guess they're cremating Amy Winehouse any minute now.  While in theory I agree with cremation, in that it's obscene to have the dead take up so much space, and (presumably, but what the fuck do I know) it's cheaper, but I don't know if I could pull the trigger on it for myself.  I mean, death is final, but then burning the body down to ashes is REALLY final. Unfortunately, I'm one of those hopeful motherfuckers that'll state in my will that before they put me in the ground, they better stick a walkie-talkie in the box.

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