Gay

Over at Sully people are sending in stories about their first time visiting a gay bar.  Mine was about 11 years ago, after some silk-screening thing my buddy Keith and I popped into some bar on the LES for a quaff.  Me being oblivious as usual, it took about 45 minutes before I even started to wonder "Hey, why are there no girls here?  How come nobody else is wearing a shirt?  Why does every dude kiss the bartender when he leaves?  On the lips?  Why has Keith been in the bathroom for 25 minutes?  Is he okay?  Should I go in and check on him?"