Oh, Canada

Here's a list of THE HOTTEST CANADIAN WOMEN, which for some reason has Avril Lavigne on it.  The list is pretty disappointing and, to be honest, I think we can all agree that until Pam Anderson in her prime is topped by any lady from the North, such a list even being posted is disrespectful to the run she had in the 1990's, during which she wasted no opportunity to happily show her naked titties to anyone who would look.  Sure, NOW she's a bit busted, but until someone hotter comes along that smells like syrup and pretend bacon, I say she's still the Queen - even better, she was BORN on Canadian Day!

So next time you see that maple leaf, or whatever the fuck it is, shimmying up a flag pole you better take a moment and thank her boring-ass, polite parents for hittin' skins almost 45 years ago to give us this delish piece of all time.

Well hello there, lil' lady!