Oh, For Fuck's Sake

Now see, this shit drives me fucking insane.  Olivia Wilde is generally acknowledged as one of the most beautiful women on the planet, and is a successful actress.. AND she was married for ten years TO A GODDAM PRINCE! But OF COURSE we're supposed to believe that when it comes to dating, oh golly oh gee, she's just "hopeless" at it!!!

Yes, I'm sure whenever she sits down for a date with Johnny Shithead she's a bumbling mess, panicking "gee, will he wanna kiss me later? Does he like me? Does he think I'm pretty enough????????!!!"

For fuck's sake.  (head explodes)