BREAKING NEWS ABOUT THE HURRICANE!!!!!!!

Hahahaha camon people, I have IMPORTANT news to pass on: Xmastime's Teen Mom Nom Nom Nom! Farrah Abraham's new fake titties are doing just fine.  Shew!  Yes, I'll keep you posted throughout the weekend as events unfold (hopefully, into my excited mitts.)  Hopefully they'll be upgraded from "Tropical Storm Titties" to "Rock You Like a Mothafuckin' Hurricane Titties."