FINALLY

Stupid people might be getting what they've been clamoring for:

Joe Wurzelbacher, better known as Joe the Plumber, is considering a run against U.S. Rep. Marcy Kaptur in 2012, according to Republican Party sources.

Of course, who can argue with such qualifications as "he goes hunting with Sarah Palin"?  I wonder if he's as bad at hunting as she is - if you're Todd Palin, aren't you a little suspicious about what's going on during these little "hunting trips"?  (Insert "is he really cleaning out her pipes" plumbing joke here.)  

Boy, throw Grandpa McOldfuck back into the mix with them and you'd really have the 2008 Total Fuckhead All-Star Band back together, wouldn't you?