Mike Huckabee Is a Fucking Jerkoff

- People need to stop calling Sarah Palin an "exciting!" choice for vice president, as if "exciting" means anything in this context. Hey, it would also be "exciting" if McCain had picked, say...Tony Dorsett. Wouldn't that be exciting? Yes. Does that mean you should vote for him? Hmm. - XMASTIME*

Mike Huckabee is worried that by merely claiming Donald Trump should be Secretary of the Treasury doesn't sound incredibly dumb enough, so he adds this quote:

“Ask Donald Trump to be Treasury secretary,” Mike Huckabee said on Fox News Channel.  Have Donald Trump take the job for 90 days. It’s a game changer.”

Hmm. Say, I'D be a "game-changer" if I was put in charge of the Treasury.**  Can I take Geithner's job? Gee, wouldn't that be "exciting"!


*my McCain/pull-ups line in this post is gold  :)
** to be said like DeNiro's "I've got nipples Greg. Can you milk me?" line in Meet the Parents