I'm Starting to Think the British Might Not Be the Scariest Rioters Ever

"We're gonna tear this place down! We're gonna burn London to the fucking ground! Then we're going to clean up after ourselves! There's a mob right behind us with mops and buckets, get the fuck out of our way! Does anyone have an outlet we can plug out wet-vacs into? If you're still here when the painting crew comes by, you're fucked! Who's tracking mud in all over the riot site?!?!?"