Xmastime & Big Bear: A Real Life Conversation

Xmastime: So, meet any ladies at the beach?
Big Bear: No.
Xmastime: Oh, camon (playful wink, elbow in the ribs)  Mama's in the other room, buddy, you can tell The Godfathah.
Big Bear: Nope.
Xmastime: Really? No ladies?
Big Bear: Nope

(long pause)

Big Bear: How 'bout you? Any girls?

Sigh.  Coupla lonely fellahs.  Depression in Spiderman underoos, wafting off a ceiling fan.


;)