Company Looking to Break World Record for Bad Publicity; Someone Writes Most Obvious Pun Headline Ever (Tho Wisely Avoids Using a "As Usual, the Minnesota Twins are Losers" One)

A promotions company said it won't award a $50,000 prize to an 11-year-old Minnesota boy for nailing a once-in-a-lifetime hockey shot during a charity contest because the boy's twin brother was supposed to take the shot.