Nangulance: n. the minor turbulences of life that, while small and nebulous, can collect to make your head explode. (examples HERE.)
Off the fucking charts, and it's only 10:30am. The fucking guy on the train singing for change deciding to stand right next to me. The motherfucker in front of me who's never seen a Metrocard vending machine. The fat fuck who beats me to the bus ticket vending machine by 1.3 seconds, on a day of course when the other one is out for the first time in 3 years and my bus is leaving in 30 seconds.
And, as usual, the insistence on anybody walking in front of me to break the world record for not having to be anywhere, lolly-gagging as if in slow motion while swaying left in right juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust enough to cut me off from passing, obviously sent by THESE GOLD MEDAL WINNERS. Fucking hell.
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