Finally. My Ship Has Come In. And It Is Delish.

This is interesting.

“The idea behind ‘We the People’ – as the new program will be known – is that anyone with an idea or cause can go to the White House’s website, and make a public pitch for support. If the idea gets 5,000 backers within 30 days, said White House spokeswoman Sandra Abrevaya, a ‘working group of policy officials’ will respond.”

I believe we can safely assume the "Get Xmastime Laid, for the Love of Christ!" petition has just officially been launched.