Friday, September 30, 2011

Grading

A girl I work with mentioned that before her kid started 5th grade the school asked for a list of his strengths and weaknesses.  I'd love to see such a list from my mom.  I'm guessing it would go something like this.

WEAKNESSES: Not as smart as his brother.  Or even close.  Daydreams all day like a goddam fairy.  Spends way too much time in the bathroom.  Laziest white kid I've ever seen.  Plays with his nuts all goddam day.

STRENGTHS: Will let you know when I see one.

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