A girl I work with mentioned that before her kid started 5th grade the school asked for a list of his strengths and weaknesses. I'd love to see such a list from my mom. I'm guessing it would go something like this.
WEAKNESSES: Not as smart as his brother. Or even close. Daydreams all day like a goddam fairy. Spends way too much time in the bathroom. Laziest white kid I've ever seen. Plays with his nuts all goddam day.
STRENGTHS: Will let you know when I see one.
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