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Apparently the FDA is looking to lower the amount of salt in processed foods, which of course FOX News is taking as yet another fascist assault on freedom and Jesus.  Of course.  Seriously, at this point I wish Obama would say "yes, if you try to eat salt I personally am going to break into your house and ass-rape your kids in front of you while screaming the words to Shout at the Devil at pictures of Jesus and his scrappy, lovable sidekick Baby Jesus."