Oh Oh

About a year ago HERE I remarked that there's no reason we should fear the Chinese, no matter how much the media wants us to:

Yesterday while a guest on The David Magee Show I made an offhand remark re: us being terrified of China somehow taking over America via buying Google that went something like "China just bought it's first KFC three years ago; they're not buying Google tomorrow."

So of course my Chinatown Bus breaks down on the way back to NYC and we sit on the side of the highway for three hours. Why?

Ran out of gas.

Hmm.

On one hand, I feel the Universe spanked me a little. On the other, I feel our incessant demand to panic about what an amazing machine of monstrous efficiency China is needs to end. Turns out they might be as dumb as we are.

Now it looks like I might have been, as The Fonz would say, wrr...I was wrr...I'm trying to say, I was wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...wrong, as now they wanna bring an asteroid into Earth's orbit.  Hmm.  What could go wrong?

Rucky numbers: 2, 14, 28, 31, 44, 52