This morning I was making scrambling eggs, but the last egg I tried to use was stuck to the carton and my beefy mitts being my beefy mitts I accidentally broke it, leaving a thumbprint-sized hole in the shell. I stared at it for a second before brilliantly coming up with a plan to merely turn the carton upside down and let the egg stream from the stuck shell and into my pan; the brilliance of my plan came into question about a half-second later when the other four eggs that were still in the carton which I had somehow blanked on were more than happy to loosen themselves and come crashing down.
Sigh. Life - it's really happening, isn't it?
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