It was another successful Fort Green Halloween the other night. The fellas had a great time, and I lasted more than last year's 14 seconds before completely collapsing, desperate for a beer. As for my costume, I went as the same thing I did last year: Huge-dicked raconteur who likes Indiana high school basketball and buttered toast.
My favorite thing to do on Halloween these days is to walk up to a little kid in a costume and say "So, what are you supposed to be...a fucking asshole?"
"Trick or treat!...do you have any sub-prime lending that can be applied to non-conforming loans? I'm just kidding - fill this fucker up, poindexter."
Kdawggy and COUNT JACKULA do their scary Halloween faces for the camera. Scary! Meanwhile, Watty casually looks at the camera.
I think Op is generally frightened by Lil Bat here. Meanwhile Lil Bat poses for the camera AND has the presence of mind to slap my hand away as I try to steal his candy. Well played, Lil Bat...but I will be back! Next year! :)
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